Leathol Pistol

and so begins the four parts

Part 1
ok this is a warning to all who have concern for their lives. I went and saw Alone In The Dark, and let me say it was the worst movie every, im serious, i would have preferred to have my anus bleached and then tattooed and pierced then watch this movie. Well after that horrible experience I went to what i like to call japanland aka banihana, its like going to a disney themepark ride and eating, its the lost part of epcot that escaped and made it to vegas to try to make a living. So there was this italian couple sitting next to us and this other drunk couple on the other side of the table. Now just cause someone speaks another language doesnt mean they are retards, but this other couple was like yeah i know your italian but you understand spanish, and i was like oh poor people, they are going to go back to italy with tales of stupid ameriancs and their ethnocentrism.

part 2 (the baby house theory)

For all of those you have had the oppurtunity to work with me and experience this in person, i will detail the laws of the baby house for you all.

1. Girls have a baby house, and every month when its their "time" the baby house is evacuated
2. The baby house is sacred and is protected by the baby house brigade
3. inside the baby house is a fertility stick, its a stick with a yellow star, not unlike the what the jews use, and a homage to the fetal god in the middle of the star.
4. If one is so lucky to be touched by the baby house stick one will be fertilized by its magic and have a happy baby house baby, whos life must be dedicated to protecting the baby house and its worshipers
5. The baby house is made up of four walls, thus the four pillar theory which i went into early.
6. The baby house is surround by a time sphere to protect it from those who with to do it harm

I will post a picture of a baby house soon.

part 3

rhino poo piles up 6 feet high

think about it, your in the african sahara and you see a rhino, and your like wow a rhino, and lets say its 4-5 feet tall. Well then you hear some gutteral sounds and then from the rhinos anus shoots massive amounts of fecal matter, according to research the rhino can poo some 6 feet high poop piles, so you have to take into the velocity that the poo escaped the anus, and as it leaves at such speed as to create a 6 foot pile the rhino flips forward a few times like a rocket powered by poo. So im about 6 feet tall so the top of my head would be the summit of the poo mountain some might say.

part 4
Space is gay, look in the sky on a full moon and tell me that it doesnt look like a freshly bleached anus, and what about the black holes? Wherever there are black holes in that amount, there will be gays...thus space is gay.